Heh, I knew there'd be somebody eventually :o) Don't worry, I can see how you might get confused. Here's a break-down.
First set of dialogue snippets: 1) Ian/Barbara walked in on by One, 2) Ben/Polly by Two, 3) Brig/Benton by Three, 4) Tegan/Nyssa by Five, 5) Peri/Erimem by Five and 6) Ace/Hex by Seven.
Second set: Same pairings in the same order approaching the Doctor some time after the incident and either apologising embarrassedly, ensuring his discretion or yelling at him about it :o)
Third set: Role reversal. 1) Polly and Ben walk in on Two/Jamie (Ben is unaware, Polly has trouble looking away *grins*). 2) Two/Jamie walked in on by Victoria, who's suitably shocked and runs away. 3) Two/Jamie walked in on by an inquisitive and naughty-minded Zoe, whom they invite to join in. 4) Four/Romana II walked in on by Adric (accompanied by K9), who seems kinda naive about the whole situation. 5) Tegan walks in on Five/Turlough (Turlough is undeterred, while Five tries to shoo her away asap).
Fourth set: Jack :oD 1) Seven walks in on Jack/Bernice in the kitchen, probably not doing much but there's alcohol and most likely various states of undressedness :o) 2) Four is unsurprised by morning-after!Jack/Harry - Sarah's not quite so unruffled, and Harry's very embarrassed and very nekkid, but it's alright cos there's blankets. 3) Six walks in on Jack/Evelyn doing... something with chocolate cake - you don't want to know what, and neither do I :oD 4) Jack/Liz behind closed doors in the lab, Benton stands outside and advises Three not to go in :o) 5) Leela defends her right to sleep with Jack against Four's huffy protestations. 6) One walks in on Jack/Steven, and meets Jack for the very first time. 7) Six and Frobisher discuss Jack after he's gone - Frobisher is unaware of the meaning of the term 'TMI' :oD
There, I think that's pretty comprehensive! :o) It all makes sense now? Of course, I'm assuming in my explanations that you are familiar with people like Erimem, Hex, Frobisher, Evelyn, Bernice, etc. They're audio companions (for the most part - they've all been in audios, anyway, despite a couple of them originating on paper), if you didn't know. A couple of clues to one or two of the funny bits: Evelyn is very fond of chocolate and actually persuaded Six to let her travel with him with promises of chocolate cake, and Frobisher is a shape-changer who prefers to take the form of a four-foot penguin :o)
I'm hoping you find it funnier now that you know what's going on and who's sleeping with whom? :o) And thanks for taking the time to ask, it makes me happy that you didn't just give up on it :o) (Oh, and I love your icon! *grins*)
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First set of dialogue snippets: 1) Ian/Barbara walked in on by One, 2) Ben/Polly by Two, 3) Brig/Benton by Three, 4) Tegan/Nyssa by Five, 5) Peri/Erimem by Five and 6) Ace/Hex by Seven.
Second set: Same pairings in the same order approaching the Doctor some time after the incident and either apologising embarrassedly, ensuring his discretion or yelling at him about it :o)
Third set: Role reversal.
1) Polly and Ben walk in on Two/Jamie (Ben is unaware, Polly has trouble looking away *grins*).
2) Two/Jamie walked in on by Victoria, who's suitably shocked and runs away.
3) Two/Jamie walked in on by an inquisitive and naughty-minded Zoe, whom they invite to join in.
4) Four/Romana II walked in on by Adric (accompanied by K9), who seems kinda naive about the whole situation.
5) Tegan walks in on Five/Turlough (Turlough is undeterred, while Five tries to shoo her away asap).
Fourth set: Jack :oD
1) Seven walks in on Jack/Bernice in the kitchen, probably not doing much but there's alcohol and most likely various states of undressedness :o)
2) Four is unsurprised by morning-after!Jack/Harry - Sarah's not quite so unruffled, and Harry's very embarrassed and very nekkid, but it's alright cos there's blankets.
3) Six walks in on Jack/Evelyn doing... something with chocolate cake - you don't want to know what, and neither do I :oD
4) Jack/Liz behind closed doors in the lab, Benton stands outside and advises Three not to go in :o)
5) Leela defends her right to sleep with Jack against Four's huffy protestations.
6) One walks in on Jack/Steven, and meets Jack for the very first time.
7) Six and Frobisher discuss Jack after he's gone - Frobisher is unaware of the meaning of the term 'TMI' :oD
There, I think that's pretty comprehensive! :o) It all makes sense now? Of course, I'm assuming in my explanations that you are familiar with people like Erimem, Hex, Frobisher, Evelyn, Bernice, etc. They're audio companions (for the most part - they've all been in audios, anyway, despite a couple of them originating on paper), if you didn't know. A couple of clues to one or two of the funny bits: Evelyn is very fond of chocolate and actually persuaded Six to let her travel with him with promises of chocolate cake, and Frobisher is a shape-changer who prefers to take the form of a four-foot penguin :o)
I'm hoping you find it funnier now that you know what's going on and who's sleeping with whom? :o) And thanks for taking the time to ask, it makes me happy that you didn't just give up on it :o)
(Oh, and I love your icon! *grins*)